“This hour’s Bulletin is endorsed by Solar Cola. Packed with essential nutrients and out-of-this-world flavor, Solar Cola tastes like a ray of sunshine in your mouth! Solar Cola—the only cola worth drinking! Now available in delicious avocado cream flavor!
“And now … another General Safety Advisory has been issued for all PRO-T-EN Savants operating in Corporate Zones throughout The United Sectors. Top PRO-T-EN Asset Protection Administrators report an alarming increase in both frequency and intensity regarding Transgressive Activity targeting PRO-T-EN property and personnel. These hostilities continue to be perpetrated by rival Corporate and Civilian entities who resent and revile the PRO-T-EN Way of Life. Quote: ‘They will stop at nothing to undermine The PRO-T-EN Objective, and therefore, the success of our entire PRO-T-EN Savant Corps.’ End quote.
“So be sure to show our Asset Protection Savants some PRO-T-EN gratitude for their dedication to The PRO-T-EN Initiative, and remain diligent in upholding all PRO-T-EN Corps Savant Safety Protocols. And remember to enjoy Solar Cola during authorized downtime. This has been your Hourly Updated Bulletin, relayed to your neural-net via The PRO-T-EN InfoCast Network.”
—PTN.HUB-2000.05.04.99
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Read it here: https://pro-t-en.blogspot.com/2025/04/from-desk-of-professor-titus-enwar.html
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