A MESSAGE FROM (Y)OUR LEADER
Today, you find yourself as the newest member of the PRO-T-EN Industries Savant Corps, and your willingness to serve is much appreciated. You have chosen wisely. On that basis, here is my personal guarantee to you and to each of your fellow Savants:
One day soon, this Great Corporate War will end.
On that day, PRO-T-EN Industries will reign supreme.
On that day, everyone will work for PRO-T-EN Industries.
And, on that day, PRO-T-EN Industries will transcend the machine.
Thank you in advance for all of your hard work.
PRO-T-EN Industries Founder and Chairperson of the PRO-T-EN Board of Directors,
Professor Titus Enwar
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