Professor Enwar Reacts To The Merger! (Excerpt)




PRO-T-EN INTRANEURAL MEMO

TO: PRO-T-EN Industries Chief Executive Officer Sebastian Enwar

FROM: PRO-T-EN Industries Chairperson Titus Enwar

SUBJECT: Omnert Enterprises

Sebastian,

I assume that you have heard the statement that the Board prepared for Feizer. Disregard, per usual. Our main focus will now be on either acquiring Omnert Enterprises, or at least preventing e-PHEMERUS from acquiring them.

Recent intelligence from InterCorporate Investigations suggests that Omnert’s Board of Directors have no interest in merging with either Corporation at this time. They are banking on a very covert “special project” being developed by a bright, young Senior Developer in their Technology Department: Ean Edward Omnert.

InterCorporate Investigations is currently preparing a dossier on Ean (pronounced, “Ian”), who is Alvin Omnert’s second oldest son from his first marriage. You may also find it interesting to note that Ean is a very vocal opponent of the A-4 Act, and may be drafting legislation to weaken or overturn it.

Bottom line: PRO-T-EN Industries will usurp Omnert Enterprises, along with their Consuls in The House, The Senate, and even their pitiful Zondreth Nestlee, who now presides as the odd woman out between PRO-T-EN and e-PHEMERUS on The Supreme Court.

I want that thirteenth seat!

Make it so, Sebastian.

Respectfully,

Uncle Titus

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Hungry for more? Have you read President Feizer's statement regarding this historic merger?

NO?!

Read it here: https://pro-t-en.blogspot.com/2025/05/special-broadcast-from-president-feizer.html


 

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